So pleased with a new bass line I've written that I've had to go for a lie down

When Ray Parker Jr sings "Bustin' makes me feel good" he's not singing about busting ghosts, he's singing about doing a jizz. Enjoy your weekend everyone.

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It's my birthday and I'm going to see the Elizabeth Long exhibition at the Whitworth and then I am going to eat cake

My cat and I are listening to Tarkus and fucking loving it

Not long to go before I hook myself up to a wine drip

I've never laughed as much at a photo of a tribute band. Especially the fella on the left loving his life covering Coldplay tunes

I think the time of my life has arrived where I need to own a tofu press

I got wasted an now I am going to have a nice cup of tea

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It's Saturday afternoon people, let's get wasted

I drove past this on the way home yesterday. It was dusk and it's eyes were glowing red and I wasn't expecting it. Its in the middle of fucking nowhere too.

The pinelands are fucking wild yall

Babysitting my niece and all she wants to do is watch adverts for Doritos on YouTube

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