Répétez très vite :
"Christopher Nolan, Xavier Dolan, Christopher Nolan, Xavier Dolan, Christophan Dolan, XadierNolan, Christolan dolangza niézolan..."
Bonjour Americans,
I see that Christopher Nolan made a remake of one of our most famous movie "Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis", called "Dunkerque". It's great.
It's great but I saw the trailer and I have to say that you exaggerate: North of France is not so hostile.
It is, but no so.
@marseye And Le gnagnagna
Bonjour World, time for le joie de vivre lesson of the day.
"Le bridge"
In France, when there is a public holiday the Thursday, like today, or the Tuesday, French can take a bridge.
It means that they can do not work the Friday or the monday. They build a bridge from the saturday to the wednesday or another one from the thursday to the monday.
Of course, people who take bridge have bullshit jobs. The ones having real jobs, like real bridge builders, don't take bridge.
Y a comme un grelot.
Soi*
Gnagnagna
Oh dis donc, c'est très intelligent les petits avatars de ceux qui interagissent avec soit en exposant de son propre avatar.
@balmeyer je serai le petit ramasseur de balles de vos illusions.
Bonjour World,
In France, it is le ouikaind.
So, good ouikaind.
@TheRealMe baguette is a transportation in France.
I wanted to say "stop representing the French wearing à Marinière" but, I actually do.
Bonjour Americans.
This message to ask you to stop playing "la vie en rose" when a scene of your movie happens in Paris. Edith Piaf is dead since 1963.
It looks like if us, Frenchs, use an Elvis Presley's song in a scene that happens in...
Oh, forget it, that's what we do.
A question: are you sure Chewbacca is a male? How do you know that? I mean, he does not wear pants and I see no organ.
Hey, i have a joke. Mr. and Mrs. Skéowéowé have a son. What's his first name? Show more
@PetitFayot just build your own in two minutes. Here are the necessary tools :
🇫🇷 + 🇬🇧 + 🔪
Simple, n'est-ce pas
Sad to see that there is not little emoji drapeau "franglish".
And voilà !
Bonjour Americans!
I see that you don't know how to get rid of your President, Donald Trump.
I propose an easy solution: ask him to go.
He will answer that he doesn't want to go.
Then, you say "huhu, you do not have the courage to leave".
Then, he will answer "no, it is not that, i'm...
- you are scared ! you are scared !
- No, i'm not sca...
- TRUMP IS A LITTLE COWARD, TRUMP IS A LITTLE COWARD !
- NO I'M NOT !
- WET CHICKEN ! WET CHICKEN !
- OK, YOU WANT TO SEE ME OUT ? THEN LOOK, I'M OUT !
@PetitFayot How do they provounce "Macron"?
"Mac Royale"?
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