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2017. Apprenant que leur micro-planète allait exploser, le roi et le reine envoient leur unique enfant dans une capsule vers Mastodon. Il deviendra Supertwitto. Sa seule faiblesse : la twitterite.
@matthieubourlon Wow, c dur
On a le droit de parler du temps ici ?
Now, we say sneakers too and it is dommage because it is a chocolate candy. I prefer to wear panniers.
Hello world, time for le joie de vivre lesson of the day !
"Les Baskets"
In France, there is a famous song who says " chante, danse et mets tes baskets (c'est sympa)".
But what is french basket ? It is sneaker. Why ? I don't really know but i have an idea.
In the beginnings of the 80's, we use to call sneakers "tennis", like the sport. The sport shoes were Stan Smith style.
But when Nike shoes came, we called it "basket", for "basketball", to distinguish the two styles.
Voilà tout.
Répétez très vite :
"Christopher Nolan, Xavier Dolan, Christopher Nolan, Xavier Dolan, Christophan Dolan, XadierNolan, Christolan dolangza niézolan..."
Bonjour Americans,
I see that Christopher Nolan made a remake of one of our most famous movie "Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis", called "Dunkerque". It's great.
It's great but I saw the trailer and I have to say that you exaggerate: North of France is not so hostile.
It is, but no so.
@marseye And Le gnagnagna
Bonjour World, time for le joie de vivre lesson of the day.
"Le bridge"
In France, when there is a public holiday the Thursday, like today, or the Tuesday, French can take a bridge.
It means that they can do not work the Friday or the monday. They build a bridge from the saturday to the wednesday or another one from the thursday to the monday.
Of course, people who take bridge have bullshit jobs. The ones having real jobs, like real bridge builders, don't take bridge.
Y a comme un grelot.
Soi*
Gnagnagna
Oh dis donc, c'est très intelligent les petits avatars de ceux qui interagissent avec soit en exposant de son propre avatar.
@balmeyer je serai le petit ramasseur de balles de vos illusions.
Bonjour World,
In France, it is le ouikaind.
So, good ouikaind.
@TheRealMe baguette is a transportation in France.
I wanted to say "stop representing the French wearing à Marinière" but, I actually do.
Bonjour Americans.
This message to ask you to stop playing "la vie en rose" when a scene of your movie happens in Paris. Edith Piaf is dead since 1963.
It looks like if us, Frenchs, use an Elvis Presley's song in a scene that happens in...
Oh, forget it, that's what we do.
A question: are you sure Chewbacca is a male? How do you know that? I mean, he does not wear pants and I see no organ.