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Using Mastodon, you will learn all the French lessons of la joie de vivre: le amour, la fromage, and the little je ne sais quoi about why frenchies are always very very angry.
First lesson: how to say hello in french on the socials networks.
We say: HEY SORS DE LA PISTE CYCLABLE ENCULÉ !
How to pronounce "enculé". It is easy:
Aoon keuu layyy
Don't hesitate to ask questions about the French "la joie de vivre" : why our toilets are, sometimes, like that for example. https://mastodon.social/media/jR5gg8h3g_7b2CUOku4
@PetitFayot Not french ! Turkish ones !
@chamsz Only Frenchies say it is Turkish. Turkish call it "French trap".
@PetitFayot how the heck are you supposed to check your phone on one of those!
@Typaul we nailed it on our mustache.
Answer: because of tourists. We don't use it. We urinate on trees when the night is coming, singing "la mer" of Charles Trenet.