Do I have to create another log-in when I switch instances? Or did I really forget my password ๐Ÿ˜…

Ughhhhhhhhh my knee hurts again and again my mom & bf are joking about arthritis. Why are they so mean? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Can anyone recommend some other instances that I can join??

He texts me whenever he goes out like omg I shouldโ€™ve stayed home Iโ€™m bored or omg I gotta tell you a story, something funny happened ๐Ÿ˜‚ so itโ€™s almost like Iโ€™m actually being social too.

I just realized I fucked that earlier toot up. My selfies are not hidden due to nudity just because maybe everybody doesnโ€™t want to see my face or whatever ??? Lots of nudity in the selfie tag though ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Why didnโ€™t I get coconut water or kombucha at the store? I was distracted by the fact that it was freezing and now Iโ€™m sad. Did I mention I hate the winter? Excuse me while I hibernate.

Okay, given my dairy intake the last few days, more cheese is unacceptable. What am I supposed to do? Just like go to sleep??? Boring.

Actually being fond of people is weird. I donโ€™t like it.

We have been together for years and see each other ever single day because we cohabitate or whatever and I still get that little fluttery feeling when he texts me and honestly I hate myself for being such a soft bitch

Phoenyx boosted

might fuck around and develop a personality

Letโ€™s post old selfies because Iโ€™m vain ๐Ÿ˜

It is only 10:24 and Iโ€™m 3 am type drunk. Oops.

I want MORE snacks....I donโ€™t need more snacks. I purposely didnโ€™t buy junk when I went grocery shopping because my sodium is high and now I am suffering

He wouldnโ€™t watch this anyway ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

Also really wish I could have a cuddle but he had a family gathering that I didnโ€™t have the spoons to go to...

I can only act โ€œnormalโ€ when drunk confirmed

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