BROKE: slide into your DMs

WOKE: sᴄᴏᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏ' ᴛᴏᴏᴛs

I had a dream last night that I was acting in some show and afterwards people came up congratulating me about "taking that hit from C.J. Ford"

Which I somehow immediately understood to mean that I had, at the same time as acting in a play, had also been in a televised professional wrestling match and took a hit from a man named C.J. Ford. Ambiguous as to whether it was a doppelganger or what but I suddenly had both sets of memories.

What the fuck

Oh my god I just realized that mastodon's no nazi policy means that I can put a frog emoji in my display name and nobody will assume I'm affiliated with fascists

What a time to be alive

What up I heard y'all ban Nazis and that's the kind of social network I need


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