Pichu0102 boosted

founding a new therapeutic tradition where i tell my clients to “visualise letting all of your problems fall out of your ass hole”. £120/hr

Pichu0102 boosted
Pichu0102 boosted

a stopwatch that displays elapsed time in milliseconds, seconds, kiloseconds, milliminutes, minutes, kilominutes, millihours,

Pichu0102 boosted
Pichu0102 boosted

This is the part of history where countries start pulling out of the XCOM project.

Pichu0102 boosted

Reading the HTTP2 spec and being immature

(lewd implied text screenshot)

Me: Hey Google, set the light color of the basement light to black.
*light turns off*
Me: oh.

Ugh I want personal emotes on mastodon so bad. I miss :bun:

Pichu0102 boosted

Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones
simonweckert.com/googlemapshac

Pichu0102 boosted
Show more
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!