Show more
time2toot boosted

regular horse
regular horse
doin the things reg'lar horses can
what's he like? hes very normal
regular horse

time2toot boosted
time2toot boosted
time2toot boosted

PSA: You don't necessarily need any tools at all to begin practicing Alchemy. Simply eating ingredients raw will improve your skill.

Called off work for the best reason: didn’t wanna work

time2toot boosted

Sonic Mania Spoilers 

time2toot boosted

Currently at a restaurant where I'm not sure whether they bring you the check or you pay at the register and so I'm just going to die here

Violence + politics + birdsite 

Mental health / birdsite 

time2toot boosted
time2toot boosted

this website is the proto-socialist social network

Drugs and money 

It feels good to say that you should punch a nazis head off. Right the fuck off!

Playing CK2 with my brother. Started as allies in Ireland, and it’s only a matter of time before I must betray him.

time2toot boosted

I’m outside of Staples. It looks super crowded, but I need to buy classroom supplies because of this country’s awful priorities. Wish me luck. Fellow teachers of Mastodon, solidarity.

time2toot boosted
time2toot boosted

This failed on the bird website, but I'm not giving up my Simpsons meme career before it even gets off the ground

time2toot boosted

i love u,
u love me,
tony hawk pro skater 3

with a big fat hug and a kiss from me to u, tony hawk pro skater 2

time2toot boosted

the people from elsewhere who derisively call mastodon a "circle jerk", whether they realize it or not, have bought into the whole "marketplace of ideas" bullshit, part and parcel. i wouldn't hang out with the shitheads they go on there to fight with in real life why the hell would i do it online

time2toot boosted
Show more
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!