Grandpa Ghostal @PlankySmith@mastodon.social

absolutely shocking to me: he was asked if he discussed an ongoing investigation that is in his jurisdiction and parts of which could likely come before him with the law firm of the President's personal lawyer and he could not answer the question

*steps op to the mic, taps to make sure it's on*
Me: Ahem
Crowd: *starts hissing angrily*
Me: Jordan--
Crowd: *shrieks in pain*
Me: Peenerson.
Crowd: *writhes in agony*

found the store where they sell all of my followers

this website needs more attention starved dipshits who thrive on conflict and break down into paroxysms of manic shrieking at the slightest criticism

congress is going to make social media illegal

you can tell trump dominated the airwaves in 2016 because the media totally glossed over the speech where George W Bush threatened to do another 9/11 if Jeb didn't win the Florida primary

the gab corporate account QT'd me and called me Low IQ for making fun of gab and it got 15 retweets because even the nazis don't really care about gab

i am not disengaged from twitter enough to toot with any conviction

if only a legal podcast had cogently explained the campaign finance troubles michael cohen was in when the stormy daniels story first broke 💅 💅

look away on twitter and you miss a firehose of bad news look away on mastodon and you miss a firehose of the dankest memes

https://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/a22777589/what-is-mastodon-twitter-platform/