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I’m gonna have to leave Mastodon if it requires being on here 24-7 just to keep up. All I understand after a few days away is the pet posts!

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THE DR. PHIL JOKE??????? I’ve been away!

I wonder what Alan Smithee would have thought of Mastodon... :thaenkin:

Been away for a couple days & I’m lost. Did something happen with Dr. Phil? Help!

MRW this no-nonsense lady doesn't get boosted for toots both far and wide! :toot:

Trying to figure out what everyone is talking about after not obsessively keeping up with the tl for like an hour

Omg. Twitter is so dead this week. Why am I still there?

features still missing from mastodon: the "solidarity, comrade" button for when someone posts something deeply personal/emotional and you want to show support without the weird implication of "hell yeah your inner pain is my favorite"

I feel like it's time to admit that we never, ever checked out even one person's SoundCloud

If you don’t boost this post, my self esteem is going to come crashing down because we all know that you ARE your followers, right? Love me! Follow me! Follow everyone who boosts! Be the fucking change, people! Now then, here’s a cat meme ya heathens!

I’m going to take a wild guess that there is currently no method for scheduling content on here, right? I suppose that would only help the big brands we don’t want here, but I kinda wish I could spread things out over the day given all we see is chronological order and I don’t usually get here til 1 am!

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Question for all you Tooters...if Mastodon shows posts not by algorithm but in chronological order, do I have to be posting constantly to make sure things are seen? Is there a mechanism to tell how many people are signed on currently or what the best times of day are? Just trying to figure this out. Thank you, please drive thru! 😉

Someday soon this is going to be an actual image of me keeping tack of client social media accounts across all the different social networks...I request a mercy killing first unless I can become a cyborg. Death by social media coming to a theater near you in 2024!

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