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holy shit you know what would make a kickass drag name?

Jacquelyn Hyde

drawing the gayest commission 2nite HAAAAAIL Stanley

SIBLING ACQUIRED

if you wanna be upset about something, try the fact that the new movie is being directed by the God Damt Sausage Party team

while I'm spending all day talking about The Addams Family, I see you, people saying the Gomez design from the upcoming animated feature is disappointing because he's "Supposed to be hot D:" conveniently forgetting the original Charles Addams design AND SAYING "HOT" WHEN YOU MEAN "THIN"

sits bolt upright in bed from a nightmare about the timeline where the '90s Addams Family movies had been given to Tim Burton

OH thank god

there's TNBC goths and there's Addams Family goths and you can only trust the one of em.

I say this as someone for whom TNBC was formative and still a source of nostalgia but in hindsight, YEEEEEEESH.

@magpietongue in case you miss it on bird hell I'M MAKING U SPANISH RICE FOR DINNER GET HYPE

E & L were talking about how so many "Creepy family" type things miss the entire point that made the Addams Family subversive and important to weirdos like me, which is that suburbia thinks they're freaks but they love and support each other and THAT'S actually their biggest difference from the norm. I was thinking about how even though Wednesday and Pugsley torture each other, it's never like angry vindictive fighting, it's just how they play?

we watched an episode of The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell, about which we've been hype FOR WEEKS, and were uhhhh really disappointed??? "Spooky cooking show with monster puppets" sounds like everything I ever wanted but the show seems to have one note and that note is "The puppets insult each other repeatedly while Christine dispenses her lines like a Stepford robot but not in an intentionally creepy way"???

I woke up this morning like WHAT IF I FORGOT TO MENTION SOMETHING THEY MIGHT HAVE NEEDED TO KNOW and of course it's almost impossible to contact anyone in my family, aaaaaa just let one more of us escape miserable abuse hell pls thx

Sibling will be on a plane from CA to come stay here indefinitely in like an hour (arriving at the nearest airport this evening) and they've never flown before so I'm like anxious parent-ing over here aaaaaAAAAAA

sometimes I think I might be too much of a sentimental maladaptively romantic gay idiot to live in this world

everyone's hot for Venom/Eddie and I'm sleeping on the fact that Ambrose and Lemme get up to possession hijinks for kicks, my comic could be a damn bestseller

radiators are scary and that's just my west coast surfer dude Hollywood California palm tree opinion

googles "how to accept a really nice compliment without being weird"

god. GOD. We ran errands today which entailed going to ten, TEN different stores. (ok four of them were entirely optional thrift/halloween stops but how else were we to keep up morale. anyway i'm dead bye)

anyway the mental image of the art was SO vivid I want to recreate it but I have a late page and a commission and a billion patron sketch requests to draw ):

I nodded back off this morning after waking up and was gifted a dream about finding a print at a con that showed windows up the side of a high-rise building with little scenes inside, mostly of Steven Universe characters, but also Goemon? and all the SU characters were writing letters or texting or calling Goemon on the phone to congratulate him on "Coming out"??? anyway I'm so proud of my boyfriend, and my brain

god it's even better the next day. next time I'll make the filling a little goopier and not bake it as long, it could be a bit less dry, but it's a GOOD-ASS PIE. crust is from a chicken pot pie recipe I found online but I replaced half the flour w/ masa.