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oh yeah I took the nasty old wooden crates out from under the kitchen sink and they had rat droppings in them and one set off a rat trap that scared the hellshit out of me as I was lifting it out SOOOO THAT HAPPENED

I think people regard marigolds as like tacky or vulgar or something but those people can look at my beautiful Halloween garden and suck it

Ezra got a huge fancy pot for cheap off craigslist so I made BABY'S FIRST MIXED CONTAINER. I wish I had grabbed the silver ragwort I was eyeballing to go in here because it would have looked amazing. anyway just imagine me, a disheveled hair monster, hunched over some potbound marigolds, clawing at the roots muttering "Monty take the wheel" to myself

GOD DAMB our errands took ten million years and cost ten million dollars (ish) but I finally tracked down some freaking marigolds for our freaking container, plus, you know, many much more practical things like rubber boots. I'll still try to get I'M GAY up tonight but no promises, red warrior needs food badly

we've gone from calling the especially juicy cellar spiders "big berthas" to just calling all of them berthas as like a species name

I am gonna pitch a gn to Iron Circus..... SOME DAY

gonna frame the original for me but I will clean this up and make it available on various merchandises tomorrow 🤘 🏳️‍🌈 🤘

all in a day's work

I aped a recipe from a fancy tea place we've visited a few times and was QUITE PLEASED with the result. Jasmine green tea (fancy place uses matcha but my hoard of cheapo $5-for-100 tea bags worked fine, I'm a hobo fight me), heirloom mint from the stream bed, honey, and a few cardamom pods steeped in the fridge for a few hours, you got yourself something that tastes probably just like the green potions in Zelda

just wanna live that Ambrose life

that I can't afford a bedframe like this is, frankly, homophobic

internet please stop putting the words "shabby chic" at me

will I ever have enough baroque black picture frames to suit my Lifestyle ):

I don't think I'd be as tired of all the Representation Discourse if I didn't feel like it was just everyone feeling compelled to reword the same sentiment forever to a bunch of people who already agree with them. I'm so tired just show me a cool bug you've seen recently

hnngHH I wonder if I could transition to doing my sketch requests digitally, I am a cave creature who doesn't like working digitally but the hours spent scanning + processing + resizing everything today turned me into a hungry cranky stress monster

today made me feel like there is time in a (good) day for drawing a lot, doing yard work, AND fucking around which is a relief. uhhhh still gotta do dishes though, where's my hot demon butler ):

looking at dreadful reference image of straight people kissing

I'm gonna make this Gay

thank you for sharing your fursonas with me fur-iends and neigh....bears