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Hornéd on Main @Prawnlegs@mastodon.social

lately I've been doing general sketching from front front to back of my sketchbook, and nsfw stuff from the back to the front. It's a thrilling race towards the middle of the book, who will win, butts or bicycles

neep noops Show more

on behalf of these three monster queers trying to figure out what to do on Ezra's birthday, I would just like to issue a formal "Fuck you" to the sun

man I forget that horny straight dude art exists until I go into a twitter art hashtag. them wild sons a bitches, they sure loved spandex (and an apparent lack of ribcages)

This heat wave paired with all my ADD brain weirdness has me wanting to do SEVERAL murders

oh yeah, forgot to post this here the other day - another floral portrait, this time it's Toby! The plants were all chosen for their Victorian flower meanings because Secret Plant Codes are exciting

#mastoart #originalcharacter #oc

for those just tuning in, Patreon is starting to suspend accounts for nonsexual nudity (read: studies, "implied" nudity[???], very likely anything but """"male"""" nipples). I'm not sure how this will apply to me because I checked the "May contain NSFW material" thing when I created my account, but I can't afford to have the rug pulled out from under me right now.

just spent like an hour that I COULD HAVE SPENT on real work making censored versions of some extremely tame patreon uploads and replacing the old files so my account doesn't get the boot, hahaha what the fuck is going on with their sudden conservative nipple rules

we're going on a thrift store adventure today, and on the one hand I'm stir-crazy from being sick/having a lot of work to do, but on the other I got eight million art things I want to be working onnnNNN

no wait there is some extremely non-sexual Sinh titty, are the titty cops coming for me ):

thanks Ezra's mom for supporting my patreon pretty much from day one, thereby creating a dearth of titty for the staff to ban me over (what utter bullshit tho)

it's all hot and grody and I've got the Screaming Brains, I need a time out or a nap or SOMETHING god

why is music unquestionably intended as bone-down music always full of the most powerfully sinister monster feelings? see: entire trip-hop genre

some fine whine Show more

I have been SOOOOO overdue for a huge giant file organizing marathon I am feeling an almost uh impure sense of satisfaction right now. Is it normal to be very tidy and organized in physical space but a HOT MESS at keeping track of digital stuff? because

that I ever got this to print is a damn miracle

just organizing my JS ep. 3 folders TWO YEARS LATE, so many misfiled things and misnamed files, what the hell Jey what the HELL

also what happened to my submission to the Queer Comics Database from like a month ago

it's Insecurity Day I see

hnnnnn I really wanna do some digital painting, being passionate about simple stylized art while the world perpetually loses its shit over fine art and rendering IS A LONELY EXISTENCE