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Tech enthusiast: "I want smart lights, smart tv, everything, and connect them all to my digital assisstant!"

Tech worker: *looks wistfully into distance* "I should get a small place in a little town, with a garden, make my own furniture."

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Yo unless the software is encrypted to a private key in a tpm and decrypted only into code cache at run time then it’s open source.

You just aren’t good at reading it yet.

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Oh, which reminds me - if you work for a company that spends a lot of money on cloud services for compute or storage (ideally 30k-50k+ per month), and you would like to save money on that, ping me :-) -- the new business is essentially helping people save money against a commission.

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This is a problem for me personally, so I’ll be thinking allowed and pointing out my own faults as we teach.

Our secondary, occult discussion to go along with will be focused on the mental and spiritual aspect of hacking as it relates to lust of result.

Gonna be tooting my thoughts as we teach “Click Here for Ring 0” class again this year.

Hopping a flight to Infiltrate now. See y’all there

There are only two hard problems in computer science: naming things, and getting google projects to compile.

yes, I am opening the playlist with リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュ

no, its not future funk, but I want everyone to know they possibly made a very big mistake giving me control of the soundtrack.

I'm in charge of the opening party playlist for Infiltrate this year so you know what that means...

5 HOURS OF FUTURE FUNK

I guess Ghidra's debug mode could be a back door...

Or it could be the stock jdwp behavior, you complete fucking idiots...

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has published the abstract of my upcoming talk on reverse engineering Apple's iOS Sandbox kernel extension (com.apple.security .sandbox): cansecwest.com/speakers.html#f

The vast majority of computation on the planet is fuzzing the human brain for exploits to turn us all into addicted obsessive categorized click machines so we can be sold to the market for the benefit of 10 people.

Don’t fuckin tell me exploiting computers is bad.

Anyone looking for pentesting work? We need to hire some full time, non contract, with benefits people!

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