Pusscat @PrincessOfCats@mastodon.social

For once a journalist listened to a talk I gave and wrote a good accurate article - thank you!!

https://www.darkreading.com/operations/cisco-talos-summit-network-defenders-not-serious-enough-about-attacks-/d/d-id/1332034

Did my best to make the majority of the Talos podcast recording unusable due to politics.

Talos gave me a speakers gift...

Killed it. But no one will listen. Security Cassandra.

Setting up...

I end up in Florida so often...

Heading to Cisco live to keynote the talos segment. This should be a hoot, full of learning opportunities. I mean liquor.

Dick theft.

Thanks to SOMEONE, “this authentic klesmer wedding band is for hire” is stuck in my head.

Being late fucks with my brain like nothing else. Showed up 2 hours early to my flight... at the wrong airport because my itinerary was wrong.

Now speeding across the city to the other airport to maybe miss my flight :/

I wish I had binary ninja on iPhone so I could reverse stuff instead of reading depressing news and reloading mastodon over and over when bored...

I am forever astounded at the shit white hats do that they think is effective defense because they have no earthly idea of what an attack actually looks like.

Don’t read / watch ready player one but employees of the faceless evil mega Corp are called sixers.

@halvar did not know this when he picked the hat.

Some java business middle ware company is having a white party. Pretty sure Darude is gonna dj.

#CH4R0
Any probabilistic behavior needs to be tested an absolute minimum of 1,000 times. 100 isn’t a sample size at all and 10 is barely noise.

10,000 tests per platform is preferred.

#CH4R0
To destroy an exploit before it has fulfilled its purpose of owning is to pervert its Final Cause and thusly the act corrupts a vital part of the soul of the destroyer through akrasia.

To own with an exploit is the exercise of virtue.