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Solve this:

There are three boxes. One of them carries a car.. on each box there is a statement. 1- Car is in this box. 2- Car is not in this box. 3- car is not in box 1.
Only one of the three statements is true. Find which box contains the car.

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While people 'celebrate' the cops, do remember that they failed to Lodge the FIR, they told the parents that "she must have eloped" and they did nothing about people leaking her name to the media.
In this story, the police actually committed the second set of atrocities on the family, after the rapists.
So their official duty and process? They absolutely lynched that part too.

Justice is subjective. In most cases it is revenge and in few very few cases it is a solution.

People wanted revenge. They wanted relief from this guilt and shame they were carrying in their hearts as a society. Revenge did not come from the court of law. What is criminal justice but revenge taken through a lengthy process? Perhaps it is something more. Who knows some rapists might be beating drums, celebrating?

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How close are we to becoming a police state?
We're already a banana republic in all but name.

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@wabbster First thing I saw right after waking up was this, right here. And I wasn't even surprised. Such is the state of affairs now that these incidents hardly impact us. We'd look at them, rant a little and then go about our day.

@Neeneen @postmanaut

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CV Sajjanhar who is CP Cyberabad and confirmed the ‘encounter’ of 4 accused in Hyderabad has done it before too. Proves how we love illegal ways. m.rediff.com/news/2008/dec/15w

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This dubious encounter must be investigated. This is by no means justifiable. Seems like lawlessness from the police. Appalling state of affairs.

Police has killed all four accused of Hyderabad rape and murder in an encounter.

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This is where I come from.
Photography, an old love.
Taken with an old camera.

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@Priyodit The Jam person is family from Kerala while met the sauce guy in Bangalore. He was from Tamil Nadu. Though his reason was that they never had money to make curry and his father worked in a restaurant. So used to get free sauce from there. So now he can't eat food without it.
@IshaKaushik @varkychen @Iwalkalone @iamdk @procyon8x @musafir @KayKap @CharismaticSal_ @wabbster @milcom @Poonamsharma @abj @VivekT @KnottedBow @shirishag75 @DesCoutinho

"How's the flat you're living in in London, Jock?" asks his mother when he calls home to Aberdeen.

"It's okay," he replies, "But the woman next door keeps screaming and crying all night and the guy on the other side keeps banging his head on the wall."

"Never you mind," says his mother, "don't you let them get to you, just ignore them."

"Aye, that I do," he says, "I just keep playing my bagpipes."

"How do you like my new suit," asked Sethi ji.
"Wow! that must have cost lot of money?
"I don't know, it was present from my wife. When I arrived home early afternoon yesterday, it was hanging over the side of the bed."

Sethi ji was teaching his son the spellings of assassination.

"One ass behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation."

Sethi ji is a fictitious character and this joke is offenssive.. 

Solve this:

There are three boxes. One of them carries a car.. on each box there is a statement. 1- Car is in this box. 2- Car is not in this box. 3- car is not in box 1.
Only one of the three statements is true. Find which box contains the car.

Adiction makes deos last three times longer. Adiction should make condoms.

एक बार संता वर्मा और बंता शर्मा रेगिस्तान में रास्ता भटक गए। दोनों भूखे प्यासे तभी सामने एक मस्जिद दिखाई दी।
संता ने बंता से कहा "चलो मस्जिद में चलते हैं। मै अपना नाम अहमद बोलूँगा और तुम रहमान बोलना तो वहाँ खाना पीना मिल जायेगा!"
संता ने कहा: "नहीं, मैं अपना नाम नहीं बदलूँगा।"
दोनों मस्जिद में गए, मौलवी जी ने पूछा: "आप लोग कौन हैं?"
संता: "मैं संता वर्मा हूँ।"
बंता: "मैं अहमद हूँ।"
मौलवी जी ने कहा: "संता भाई को पानी दीजिये और कुछ खाने को दीजिये!
और..
अहमद मियाँ, रमजान मुबारक हो।"

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