can we please wildly speculate on the type of porn an MP was watching in the UK
@PublicChaffinch 'Asked if it was a mistake, he said: "I will await the findings of the inquiry."' He sounds unhinged.
@PublicChaffinch it's pretty easy to not open porn by mistake actually so maybe he's just totally incompetent
@dumpsterqueer just hilarious excuses from now until the "investigation" from our farce of a country
@PublicChaffinch yeah, love that boris legitimized that spicy new way of 'answering' questions
Did you do *thing*?
I will wait for the results of the investigation
@PublicChaffinch it's basically saying 'I'll answer once it's been decided if I've got away with it or not' and I hate it
@PublicChaffinch thought "tearful interview" was going to be the peak but then you hit "tractors" and it's just too good
@FrazzledBrynn everyone is trying to figure out how he got from tractors to porn and by God, someone will do it
@PublicChaffinch honestly i think he still has a bright career ahead of him as an MP. that is, once the smoke clears. which should be fairly quickly, as i think it's obvious that he is a now ex-tractor fan
@PublicChaffinch Altogether now, 🎶“‘E’s got a brand new combine harvester, and ‘e’ll show you the key…”🎶
@PublicChaffinch Using Bing to find tractors and deciding that "Dominator ploughing hard" is a great video to open in commons.
@PublicChaffinch in related news, sextractor is a real thing (software for analysing astronomy imaging data)
@PublicChaffinch He's a Tory though, so I can only agree with this if the pumpkin was holding a Universal Credit application.
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