can we please wildly speculate on the type of porn an MP was watching in the UK
it was literally in the house of commons, not in his home, so other people saw him at it
gonna go with guy fucking a pumpkin
I asked my husband and he said "grapefruit blowie"
tfw you accidentally open porn https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61280625
@PublicChaffinch thought "tearful interview" was going to be the peak but then you hit "tractors" and it's just too good
@WoozleWuzzle it's amazing, what an admission hahah
@WoozleWuzzle @PublicChaffinch Simply looking at tractors online, a completely normal thing to do.
@PublicChaffinch How did he get from tractors to that? Plough hub?
@FrazzledBrynn everyone is trying to figure out how he got from tractors to porn and by God, someone will do it
@PublicChaffinch @FrazzledBrynn "Somehow I ended up at Fucking Tractors dot com"
@Firesnakious @FrazzledBrynn I keep reading this apology in the voice of Sir Norman Fry and it's making me laugh even harder
@Firesnakious @PublicChaffinch @FrazzledBrynn someone elsewhere suggested he wanted tractorhitches dot com and got tractorbitches instead
@PublicChaffinch @FrazzledBrynn just google how to attach a backhoe to the power shaft
@PublicChaffinch @FrazzledBrynn I suspect he was going for Only Farms, but was sabotaged by autocorrect.
@PublicChaffinch @FrazzledBrynn There are literally so many brands of tractors with dirty names, we could be here all day: Bull Power, Cockshutt Plow, Cub Cadet, Mech Bull, Fluid Drag...even Hitachi makes tractors.
@PublicChaffinch honestly i think he still has a bright career ahead of him as an MP. that is, once the smoke clears. which should be fairly quickly, as i think it's obvious that he is a now ex-tractor fan
@PhoebeWallerPalladino triz, well done lmao
@PublicChaffinch worst Wurzels song ever
@PublicChaffinch @kevinwhipwrecked it's a fine song, even if it is a departure from their usual fare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dohzrXT09w
@PublicChaffinch Altogether now, 🎶“‘E’s got a brand new combine harvester, and ‘e’ll show you the key…”🎶
@PublicChaffinch these goddamn tractor companies and their guerilla advertising
@PublicChaffinch This is all so much and I’m so confused?????
@platypus it's been hilarious
@PublicChaffinch last night(?) I was like “why is everyone talking about tractors???” And then…
@PublicChaffinch Using Bing to find tractors and deciding that "Dominator ploughing hard" is a great video to open in commons.
@Firesnakious @PublicChaffinch
Then sitting there watching it for 45 minutes, wondering when the tractor is going to turn up.
Completely understandable really.
Should have asked the ladies around and beside him if they've seen this video before and if they know when the Dominator appears.
@PublicChaffinch in related news, sextractor is a real thing (software for analysing astronomy imaging data)
@zoec I love this haha
another update from his friend...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-61290017