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Yo pls boost me Show more

Anyway, boost this toot to get a free horse, no guarantees on its quality

lewd poll Show more

im in the hd
im in the 4k
im in the combination hd and the 4k

So what's the haps on mastodon I havent been here in a while what's the new hit meme

Actually opened my eyes this time wow
(Also i realise every selfie I take accentuates my crooked face lmao)

lewdish, directed at reader but probably not you im talkin bout Show more

I have an old bright red hand me down shirt that says "I tried to be good but I got bored" and I'm not about to wear it casually but I'm gonna hold onto it for when I get more Boobage and become hotter so I can really hit my Slutty Phase and take some selfies with a lollipop and no pants

You can always tell how thirsty the membership of a Church is by how much of a snack Jesus is depicted as inside.

Interesting. You claim to support a free society, yet you oppose me being nude in this TGI Fridays.

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