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weird ~ 

"Let me tell you, it’s hard out here for an orc. We experience tremendous insecurity, not knowing whether we’ll have a job, or be able to raid peaceful villages, or if our friends will eat us.
Sauron appeals to us economically challenged goblins because he offers us the chance of a decent wage, respect for our values, and renewed pride in being the corrupted spawn of Morgoth."
mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-nee

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I'm not overly dramatic, I'm precisely as dramatic as I mean to be.

I did not sign up for this titty freezing weather!

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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

The literalist takes things literally.
The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

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ms (female)
mr (male)
mrs (bigender female/male)

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When I first saw Conan the Barbarian I thought to myself: "when I grow up I want to be a lamenting woman"

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Thinking about that passage from Hitchcock/Truffaut where Hitchcock talks about shooting a water scene in an early movie. The girl couldn't do it because she was on her period and Hitchcock had no idea what a period was. Two dudes had to take him aside and explain it to him.

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lewd 

idk, tribbing is pretty good tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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lewd, sex toys 

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RT @lenazun@twitter.com
ladies, by the time you’re 30, 90% of your fucks have been given.

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