@offtheball Oh! You just sent me a fb friend request! 💜 <hugs>

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Me, when someone assigns their baby a gender at birth: haha wow okay sure good luck with that

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Need to get people at work to join my:

Unlimited
Networking
Internal
Opportunity
Network

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disney buying up all the big media companies is obviously bad, but there are ways to combat this stuff:

1. support more indie creators instead
2. kill mickey mouse with your bare hands

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if you challenge death to a pillow fight, you'll have to face the reaper cushions :blobcoffeeraccoon:

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in switzerland you aren't allowed to have a train with exactly 256 axles because of an integer overflow in the axle counting machine

i wish i could fix my software bugs by making it illegal to cause them

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[smugly] you know, I'm kind of a big deal on the Fediverse

my date: the what

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How to become a specialist in tech jobs:

you have to do something with a tool you don’t know
You hate it instantly
Turns out this tool is driving you mad
You spend 2 weeks fixing this particular tool and learning trough pain
You finally made it work
Congrats, now you are a specialist on something you hate.

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