Me, at 16: Please accept this bespoke, artisan-crafted online persona designed to provide you with exactly the person you would want to interact with.
Me, at 29: Please accept this pile of garbage formed into an approximately-humanoid shape.
📣Hey y'all, your bestie Quinn's got something to say!
I want to you to know that you're wonderful, so much moreso than you may feel sometimes. You're strong and good and so worthy of happiness. Don't forget that, don't ever forget that you're better than your depression or your family or the job you hate but are forced to work at. Things are often difficult and sometimes it feels like you're stuck, but just keep pressing on and you'll make it through. I believe in you!
😠 Listen up, punks, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once:
I'm nearly always available if you need someone to talk to.
📣 Good morning, everyone. It's very sleepy in here for some reason.
I hope you all have a wonderful Sunday, fun with whatever it is y'all do! Work hard, have fun, or be lazy, there's no wrong answer. Whether you're a good, pious person or a goshless, h*ckbound wretch like myself, I hope you have fun today.
So my work situation has gotten kind of precarious, so I'm going to preemptively put this up here:
If you or someone you know needs copy to be written or edited, I'm your guy! I have a BA in English, an MA in Film Studies, and two years' experience being nose-deep in package scripts and teleprompter copy for newscasts.
And just so you know, that crack in my bio about reviewing DTV for tips isn't a joke.
A little bit ago I saw a Jeep that was painted purple with a mirror finish, and...
Cybre.space really florps my pings.
🎶 AMONG THE BONES OF CORMORANTS
NO BOOTMARK HERE, NOR FINGERPRINTS
THE RIVERS ROLL DOWN TO A SOUNDLESS SEEEEEEA🎵
Also, I'm still on my Decemberists kick, so ready your mute buttons.
I'm trying to be good.
I'm thinking I might change instances because I don't know how to stay still for more than five minutes. Cybre.space is the likely candidate at the moment.
TFW you introduce a friend to your favorite band and they love all the music and you're so excited to just gush at them about your favorite songs forever and, and, and.
Cute girls in cute socks, boost if agree
Gosh, that Janelle Monae is really something.
Everyone, please listen to me for just a second.
You're wonderful and deserving of love and you're stronger than you know.
I hope your day is a good one.
Tired: Pocket Dial
TFW when you're sixty miles away from your next client and you need to be there in 35 minutes.
*Why* am I awake?
Good, wholesome gay shit.