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@cutscenes @radiolaria Javascript is more like "What if we did Scheme, but with Java-like syntax instead?"
@archaeme @cutscenes JS cut its Scheme roots quite early in the language, though :/
@radiolaria Perl6, PHP, VB.NET are absolutely 👌
@Radiolaria needs Brainf**k.
@Radiolaria lua is more "what if everything was a dict" than any of them!
@candle You could make your own poster with all the missing ones :D
@Radiolaria well its not missing, just miscategorised
@Radiolaria The Lua one should be "What if everything was a table"
@radiolaria I've just looked up Malbolge. I think I wish I hadn't!
@Radiolaria my favourite programming language list jokes: https://9gag.com/gag/anXEbe0/if-programming-languages-were-weapons / http://james-iry.blogspot.no/2009/05/brief-incomplete-and-mostly-wrong.html
@Radiolaria Where is INTERCAL?
"What if you have to talk politely to your computer?"