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No, you don't want to fuck with me
How dare you want to fuck with me

art thou mad because mine pussy poppeth severely, and thine doth not

- shakespeare

inside you are two wolves

inside each wolf there are two of you

it's just yous and wolves all the way down

who were you expecting, tiny tim? wait... wait... they're big aren't they?

I CANT STOP THIS FEELING
DEEP INSIDE OF ME
GIRL YOU JUST DONT REALIZE
WHAT YOU DO TO ME
WHEN YOU HOLD ME
IN YOUR ARMS SO TIGHT
YOU LET ME KNOW
EVERYTHINGS ALRIGHT
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HOOKED ON A Mnfhysudifuhay89thuy7FNHAYS7D8FUIJSFHHUWEHFY7UH237Y8UIHY832HUFJDUFJIUHW

the tumblr april fools thing was this function where a neural net would make a joke based on your tags but the devs forgot that people use tags as content warnings so people's dashed got filled with 'joke' posts that said shit like 'I want to live in a world with more #transphobia ' or 'pour one out for #slurs'

hey do u think i can pay danny devito to feed me gummies
if so, how much should i pay? what flavor of gummies? what BRAND of gummies???

meet me in the dining room section of mor furniture for less and play a game of go fish with me

how i met girlfriend: mastodon
reason for not being on mastodon: girlfriend

it be like that sometimes i guess

if u or a loved one support autism speaks u may be entitled to a swift kick in the ass
free of charge

IF YOU'RE READING THIS I CAN AND WILL SLAM YOU WITH MY HALF-ASSED LOVE AND SUPPORT.

i'm ronald reagan, baby
i'm ronald reagan, yeah

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