ReadingRidley @ReadingRidley@mastodon.social

i'm still mostly posting on Bad Birdsite but I am here for you, too, if you need me

fursona discussions and Lore

doing makeup for the first time in like a year and my face is 40% covered in eyeliner

I feel bad for not catching up with friends who've left Twitter I'm so sorry and I love you ;w;

not really but like, basically

I got a flu shot AND took my estrogen shot today and my whole left side has been perforated and all the holes are leaking Girl Essence

oh my goodness I go on Mastodon after being on Twitter this morning and there's no Bowsette unless I want to see Bowsette I feel like I can breathe again

hey big news, I now have microtransactions and you can pay me to power me up and buy more estrogen

me, two minutes ago: dang I've had a lot of wine
me, one minute ago: DANG I'VE SPILLED A LOT OF WINE

if I ever change my fursona I give all of you permission to vandalize my current place of residence

got Dracula'd at the lab downtown and lemme tell ya, they Fast, it's like a drive-thru where they stick ya with a needle

ive been on The Othersite purely because I am bad at putting apps on my phone

im HERE still, I am alive, and at a higher level, Stronger, with better loot

consider: cornering the market on boyfriends. hording them all, therefore increasing their value

forming a massive polyromantic relationship with a whole bunch of boys just so I can fill my closet with all of their borrowed hoodies and eventually crafting a hoodie golem

y'all ever think about how fursonas have varying lengths of chest floof

Ridley dating sim where you date a bunch of Ridleys but they're all wearing different bad facial hair disguises and pretending to be different people but every other character in the game sees right through her