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Thought for a moment about posting some nudes cuz I look ~good~ this morning but then realized I’m using the same username as all my other shit AND even if I blocked out my face, it’s still on my damn profile picture

Another day. Another account. I’ve finally learned the peril of Horny on Main

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Things I pack with:
-panic
-great spatial reasoning
-loud music

Things I don’t pack with:
-rhyme
-reason
-regard for human life

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Ugh fuck watching snap stories of all your friends partying in your apartment while you’re stuck in your parents house for one more night is......... remarkably painful

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boost this toot in 5 seconds or your nemesis shall prevail

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Gonna start dropping hints that I'm cool in real life to compensate for the fact that I have less than 200 followers

Things I pack with:
-panic
-great spatial reasoning
-loud music

Things I don’t pack with:
-rhyme
-reason
-regard for human life

Charlie T boosted

I tried to do that thing where you create cute smiley faces on pancakes with a squeeze bottle and WHY DID I THINK I COULD PLAY GOD–

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I love all sex workers and want them to be safe, healthy, and compensated for their labor. I want them to have privacy and community.

Charlie T boosted
Charlie T boosted
Charlie T boosted

Reply guy more like reply and then become friends and then love each other am I right

Sometimes I'll see somebody who is clearly, like, a bit older than me and I'll go "wow they must be like at least twenty" and then I remember that I am also twenty. It's like a dog finding its tail for the fifth time in a single day.

I am an ageless idiot. An eternal baby.

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you, a lowly apologist: uhhh personal property isnt the same as private property uhhhh

me, a marxist thought leader: im in the toothbrush confiscation squad binch. hand it the fuck over now

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please don’t call me a hero, but i would fuck all of the avengers

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Also love that this platform is entirely made up of people cooler than me SO if you think about it, it's just like every good DIY show or house party i've ever attended

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My future patreon INVEST NOW:

I do commissions but only of things which I am laughably unskilled and unable to do, but I try really hard.

PORTRAIT IN OIL? YOU GOT IT.
HIT SINGLE? COMING RIGHT UP.
SURGERY? LETS TRY.

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