there is no way this old ass elephant had the trunk dexterity to operate a paper plane. plus, it is extinct. so what the fuck

PSA :

The "Hide everything from this instance" option in your profile is an instance block, not an instance silence.

What that means for you:

1) You will unfollow everyone on the server you suspend
2) You will be unable to interact with anyone from the server you suspend

It is not a mute, it is a block

*END PSA*

Made this awhile back and put it on twitter and Sean Chipman retweeted it and everyone was VERY impressed.

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Did you know that screenreaders are reading out the emojis in your usernames? Maybe consider making it just one or getting rid of them alltogether.

#accessibility

if you want to ensure safe travels across the deep web make sure you have at least one furry in your exploration party

@puresick @nolan @slightlyoff I just got a 6s Plus (A9) for exactly this reason. 3 years old and it still flies and gets updates. I think I'll probably get years out of it before it feels slow.

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@catgirl I remember the dual surprise of "cool, Mastodon profiles have RSS feeds!" and "wait Twitter used to have that"

@Tom I unironically send this show’s theme to friends.

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@videogameenjoyer The first one looks like a Grindr profile picture.

extremely cursed compound word, lewd/music joke Show more

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