Live. Laugh. Love.
it's mueller time
optimizing my toilet paper game
to anyone spreading the rumor that i tie or untie my shoes every time i put them on or take them off: fuck off
love to wear my beanie "dumbass style"
cant wait to see what 2018 has in store for me
in 2019 i will be flipping my she shed
kinda livin got me feeling like black don quixote
ban wife 2019
i love my wife so much i think i'll get another.
shut da. shut da fuck up!!!!
Alexa show me some tig ol bitties and a fat ass
me likey gay shorts
very awesome everybody. keep it up
No I am not your "pimp" no I am not your "pimpette" you are employing swerf language and will be rightfully banned.
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bud light lime
Aaahhh!! [in a really shitty accent] Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez [back to regular white guy voice] go to bed!! 🙈 its getting late for a senator! 😊
to all new members migrating from tumblr: cw stands for "child warning" and ec stands for "extra cheese" good luck out there
So... is there a Mr. Wife?
krampus pizzagate real
looking to get my turkey stuffed like the fat bottomed pilgrims of old
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