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Working on an essay about #DragonAge Inquisition. Anyone roleplay an Inquisition who believed in the Maker and that they were his Herald? Given how the plot progresses (esp. with the Nightmare), how did they feel?

science fiction: we can imagine so many different futures. All the potential of humanity!

me: is there capitalism?

scifi: what

me: capitalism. in any of these futures, do people collectively realize capitalism makes them miserable and change things

scifi: there's so much technology there, in the future

me: yeah but

scifi: they even have iPads!

me: oh my god

thanks to waypoint i'm thinking way too hard about toilet paper