Delicious muffin:
In a medium ceramic bowl or a very large coffee mug mix
1 full egg + 2 yolks
1 tablespoon avocado oil
3 tablespoons sweet potato purree
2 tablespoons tapioca flour
2 tablespoons sorghum flour
1 tablespoon fine psyllium fiber
2-3 teaspoons cinnamon
1 teaspoon ginger
1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon allspice
Large pinch of salt
2-3 teaspoons sweetener of your choice (I used monkfruit)
Microwave about 4 minutes until solid. May appear a little jiggly when hot.

Someone is literally cooking fish in the break room microwave. How do you not get that memo, people?

Palm hearts fired up in avocado oil are delicious.

I've been making my own tortillas (if you can call them that, they might be more of a crepe) because I can't eat grains so if I want wraps, it's the only way.
Anyway, it's been going really well, but today saw my first catastrophic failure. Totally unsalvageable, had to scrub the pan out and try again failure. The behavior of food is really fucking annoying, basically.

I know I don't toot very much, so I've decided to talk about food on here, at least until I think of something better.
I just made a delicious avocado and mushroom omelet. I've decided if I ever open a restaurant (I wouldn't, but if I did) I would call this the Sunshine Omelet, because of all the glorious vitamin D in egg yolk and mushrooms. Also, I'm all happy now.

I worry about how successful this coup was. It started 85 years ago, but the marginal tax rates FDR imposed are nearly unthinkable now, and there's constant talk of not being able to "afford" things that might hurt industry profits and help people.
timeline.com/business-plot-ove

I've been having kind of terrible dreams and I don't want to go to sleep.

Starting to worry any food I enjoy is secretly toxic and slowly destroying my insides while telling my nervous system it's just the best stuff ever.

(Starting to worry the same thing about romantic relationships.)

Anyone have recommendations of songs about liars and terrible people and how much they can go fuck themselves? I’m making a playlist.

I should have had a tubal ligation when I still qualified for Medicaid.

McCain was 81 and had brain cancer. People seem shocked by his death, and appalled at anyone saying he was less than perfect. I don’t get it.

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@lisaquestions Trans women are women Favorite if HELL YES
Boost if FUCK YES

Damn but these men were such fucking talented singers I can barely stand it

youtu.be/uMQb9LCNGxs

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So this is a giant squirrel from India, and the coloration is real.

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