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So this motherfucker comes up to me and he's like "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet."
To which I reply "Ut enim ad minim veniam."
And then as I'm saying this, no shit, a quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!

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it's kind of endearing how "teeth" is such an endless source of posts here. it's also fucked up

Chaining myself to the doors of the Unicode consortium until they attest that all the emojis have little butts on the back that we can’t see.

Reviewers are calling my most recent book “the Geohell of blockchain” and “like being stabbed in the mind”

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with trickle down economics you simply give lots of money to people who have power over you and they'll give it back to you

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Are You Matt, Larry, Or Healyn? Take Our Test To Find Out!

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We have caught and compromised to a permanent end: the e-trade baby

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Canadians be like “oh hey, I got an extra ticket to go see Tom Branson and the Boilers down at the NextPlus Mobile Pavilion” or whatever

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@pbandkate please get the friends on the other side to boost this badge to show support

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Dentists make you get your wisdom teeth out. But then cleanings cost the same with fewer teeth to clean. This is an obvious scam.

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Baskin-Robbins famously has 31 flavors of ice cream! They're literally called "31 Ice Cream" in Japan!

There's also 31 "flavors" of "days" (just let me have this one, ok?) until BaseyBall's very own Pitchy/Catchy folks return from their long, long winter vacations! (Just kidding, most of them played winter ball and have *never* met their real families! But don't feel bad for them, they're millionaires!)
Hope they get a scoop of BR's BaseyBall Nut Ice Cream after all that ball tossin!

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you kids love your “cool s”, well let me tell you about the coolest s of all...

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just thinking about how sean bean is literally 'mr bean'

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they were willing to brush my hair and play catch with my multivitamin

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