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mama mia *cock shotgun* here i go back to sleep cutie

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social media solely exists so people can drop their bad takes on things

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theres a grimdark reimagining of peppa pig at the top of deviantart's "popular one month" page

never change

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they're not putting me in smash but i might get to make a mario kart appearance

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the events that got us on blocklists are now so old that new instances blocking us frequently don't even list a reason.

that's not to say we don't generate new reasons daily, but that doesn't change they don't even know why they're blocking us.
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Common law implies the existence of uncommon law, and civil law implies the existence of uncivil law

Serious politics/sexual accusations 

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Maybe a fanfic of me scrolling through mastodon and nose exhale

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insert floppy disk 14 of 13
(only possible if you inserted the previous floppies in the secret combination)

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