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If i don't instantly get a response to my toots i just assume Everyone Hates Me

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Retoot to be instantly murdered by me, I'm sitting in the nearest tree by your house

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toot.sites local tl is so slow it feels like a cozier home tl so coming back to .social feels like being slapped in the face 5 consecutive times as you scroll down

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officially have more followers on this site than on tumblr now (unofficially reached that point after like 50 followers because the rest was all porn bots anyway)

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mmmmm about to disinfect my phone.... love doing that

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hmm back to setting things on fire i see

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if someone said post a selfie of you Right Now like 90% of the time id be in trouble

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what does a gal gotta do to get some validation around here eh?

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always painful to pull a peel-off mask off after applying it where you technically shouldnt

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the boys are back in town (the boys are back in town)

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favorite time of the day on mastodon is when i see GAY RIGHTS TO KILL in my notes @forestwitch

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currently hunched over a heater bc it's cold

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my mom just asked if i wanted to have a little mirror which _I_ bought for HER as a gift a few years ago......

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hol up why's the foot fetish squad on my tl right now

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Gonna try this eye mask tonight lads, bought it before i realized it goes up to 40°C and now i gotta live with that so.. .. toasty i guess

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you should probably stop kinning me now

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can someone pls come to swiftly take me out

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one time this lady accidentally stepped on the back of my shoe and because i thought it was my friend i was gonna be funny and get "mad" at them so i turned around REALLY fast about to get "pissed" and the lady got so scared like big eyes quickly apologized and went into the other direction

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at this point its hard to tell if its purposeful incoherencey or a misspelling

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