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Retoot to be instantly murdered by me, I'm sitting in the nearest tree by your house

@Ruby6764 oh dear, you must be frozen solid by now.
Want some eggnog?

@Fergant eggnog is disgusting I don't know how folks can consume that

@pikachu @Fergant Mix two raw eggs with two units wodka, what's so hard; no kurwa

@pikachu well too bad because I don't have any go buy it for yourse---

JÄVLA you ruined my joke.

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