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I am SUPER excited to be working with @estebanm on a song for a collaborative recording project for @awhaleslantern !
https://awhaleslantern.bandcamp.com
(#MusicCollab bringing independant musicians together to collaborate in random pairs)
@estebanm is currently deep in lair alchemating sick chord progressions...
you can drag me thru the mud if its reeally smooth mud...weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i cant see the moon with this beer-hat straw in fronna my eyes!
FISH: ANOTHER!!
BARTENDER: fish like a drink
(in the bathroom) what did i come in here for? oh right , a shit
alchemist: GOLD I GOT GOLD!
me, the figment of his amalgamation: no ya didnt
florist: all these lillies are actually edible!
me: REALLY? (i adjust my underwear, already filled with half eaten lilly bouquets)
When Scott Pruitt gets canned, I'll take those tactical pants.
[eating onions]: ballsy flavor
[eating onions]: ballsy flavor
sitars are indian instruments famous for the "sit on arse" position in which u play them
screaming 'SICK BEATS!' , pounding spiders on the kitchen counter with spoons
[at the store] i'll get some cherry coke zero
[2 hrs, 24 cans later] why am i peeing so much but i could get up and down all day its pretty fun whoo
the world: *collapses
me: *indoors eating pb
yeti: *outdoors smelling pb
kim jung un: *accepts donut
Escape from the planet of the apes, the tragic death scene
I am SUPER excited to be working with @estebanm on a song for a collaborative recording project for @awhaleslantern !
https://awhaleslantern.bandcamp.com
(#MusicCollab bringing independant musicians together to collaborate in random pairs)
@estebanm is currently deep in lair alchemating sick chord progressions...
they call him marshmalleaux because all day long he smoke out on the bayou
Strap in, boys. Cuz where we're going, it's illegal to not wear seatbelts
Then she saw that Ouboros wasn't content with being the infinite circle of life. It, too, had tasted the apple and it was still feeding, devouring itself until it choked to death on what it had already eaten.
sayin hello to my jello an jello! to my jell-bro
The many armed weaver of tales sets down a fresh tray of vegan zucchini muffins that smell delectable. Other treats on the table include brownies & sandwiches - clearly labelled.
"Greetings, greetings, welcome! I hope your travels here have not been too strenuous. Please, make yourself comfortable - there's beverages in the fridge in the corner, and books in every other room - if you need help finding anything, I'll be happy to assist."
