@estebanm is currently deep in lair alchemating sick chord progressions...
regional flatulence rates steer the hurricane🐸
I'm starting to think Milton didn't prepare me for the 21st century
ounce of butter vs. bounce of udder
everybody save your piss. it can be easily filtered to fresh water. DO NOT FLUSH IT. join me to save it all , save the water
coniferous forests eats criminals
"traffic" is abbreviated for Show more
transportation fucking fictional
good god i love a $50 hotel
if u have 2 noses you are tenacious
What if, suddenly, all the birds turned against us? (Oh my, my mind is unique and original *sigh*)
tux man: dance w me
ball gown woman: first , remove baby carrots from nostrils
tux man: no
i turn on my fan and spiderwebs on my ceiling blow like luxurious tapestries
hottest day of the year , and my dog gets his tongue stuck in the bank atm cash dispensor...
my chickens care more about the grain and apples and carrots than about the little noises i make to them
*Nicolas Cage voice* I'm gonna download the Declaration of Independence
halfway through month 2 of collaboration for @awhaleslantern
where random pairs of musicians collaborate on tracks for a collection album.
@estebanm and i got oboes hummin & beats thumpin early , almost everything in place💃. plowing back in with fresh ears👂
frogs that look like gophers , hair all over , and cheap pets -- i mean $0.25 per "gophrog" , and very emotional little things
this schoolbus drove kids to school , was a transformer dildo , and now it is my home
i leave that soda on the counter and walk right out , i will not pay $2.97 bitch
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