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CDK @S2039@mastodon.social

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People keep asking why my bag's so heavy.

Well obviously because I'm keeping my personal android bodyguard in there, what did they expect ?

#art #drawing #characterdesign

mastodon.art/media/4IIW83JO4-b

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Please, help me to pay bills & feed my cats!! ✨🙏✨ #art #commission

When it's been breakfast time for a whole half hour

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Does it work with pics so I can share my cat adventures?

Does thiiiis app work worth a dick?

Hey, this one KIND OF works.

A mobile app incapable of posting images, which is Very Good Actually

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USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.

With a mobile app, this is finally valid to me as a Twitter stand-in. What's up, buttercups?

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*whispering quietly to self*
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Watching the public timeline update in a steady stream of weirdos and hardcore nerds talking about turning the moon into a spaceship is pretty groovy.

You're not the boss tom

Here's a fun activity: If someone's making low-key/dog whistle -ist jokes at or around you, act like you don't get it until they flame out trying to explain without breaking the spell.

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here's some 'meme magic' for you: if you're a nazi and wear a pepe pin, you're gonna get punched