When it's been breakfast time for a whole half hour
Does thiiiis app work worth a dick?
Hey, this one KIND OF works.
A mobile app incapable of posting images, which is Very Good Actually
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
With a mobile app, this is finally valid to me as a Twitter stand-in. What's up, buttercups?
Watching the public timeline update in a steady stream of weirdos and hardcore nerds talking about turning the moon into a spaceship is pretty groovy.
You're not the boss tom
Here's a fun activity: If someone's making low-key/dog whistle -ist jokes at or around you, act like you don't get it until they flame out trying to explain without breaking the spell.