‪Sex is great and all.

But have you ever tried dying in a shallow creek bed and letting the earth slowly mineralize your skeleton for future scientists to study your remains?‬

Let’s all go to a museum... S̵͖͎̥̟̖̩̏͐̂͆̈́̚o̶̧̭̬͖͎̤̥͒̀̽͊͌̕ó̴̥͕̫̺͈͗̓̈́͝n̷̻̥͎̦̣̓̓͋͆́͗͛ ̷̨͓̖̠̙͍̭̹̓͋͆̄͘̚̚w̸͔̄̄͝ȩ̴̢̛̯̞̜͕͎̜̋̽̂ ̶̡͔̳̯̳̅̉à̵̗̞̗̎̇̔̌ͅl̶̼͕̝̦͕̈́̇ľ̴̢̛͚̺̖̤̣̯͌͌͑̐̉͌ ̴͇̬̠͙̂̔̚b̵͖̾e̷̗̥͔̺͙̲͙̔̑ ̵̢̙̱͎͉̤̈́̈́̈́͆̈́́̄̕b̶͚̊o̵̹͖̞͈̰͆̾̄̊̄̆͝n̴̰̝͎͓͈̔̒̂͝ͅe̷͕̠͚̐̃͒̓̂͊͒͘ͅ ̸̧̠̩̱͎̦̌̅̈́͊̒͗͠ͅä̸̻̹̠͎̎̀̂͝ṋ̴̡̰̐̋̂̕͘d̶̯̫̹̉̓͑̂̚ ̷̻̻͕̍̓͌̕ͅd̴̹͛͐͋̕͘u̴͇͓͂͌͆͜s̴̛͇̋͌̌̎͝͝t̵̛̞͈̀̀̌͝͠ͅ

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