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For all the shit we give J. K. Rowling, we do not give her credit for the following:

1) Dolores Umbridge is a unique and NEEDED villain, not done before and expressing something important: middle class manners and treacle hiding sadism.

2) Her early books, the good ones, were mystery novels in a magic setting.

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Bob's Burgers is in the upper echelon of animated tv gems

penis and body talk, i guess.. idk 

Oh, and here I am shaming Pride for being shameful.

Pretention on 100.

penises 

4 years ago, i apparently went on a rant about penises. while i have no idea where that rant is, this was my response to haters of my rant.

i was[am?] so fucking pretentious back then[still?]

Actually, my avi was based on the horror genre. my ugly mug in 3 positions lmao... whew.

Listening to on Audible.

Am I an adult now? Too "busy" to read with my eyes so I now read with my ears?

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Who has the hookup for or is a ? Looking to learn and exchange with musical folx again.

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What do you mean I shouldn't list "Brazil" as a personality trait? I literally have most of my life to make up for being raised in the USA.

What do you mean I shouldn't list "Brazil" as a personality trait? I literally have most of my life to make up for being raised in the USA.

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@Sage “hello sir, could you perhaps point me in the direction of your ART is ANAL cheese?” Lmaooo

Maybe I'll write my Steven Universe musings first and THEN read the story. That way the gayness of Steven can protect me from the scariness (or whackness? cos idk what if it's whack?) of the story.

Was just on the Federated Timeline. Found a post advertising a scary story. It's on reddit. I want to read it but......

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I’ve been thinking about how artisanal is Art is Anal for a week. I think my life has been ruined.

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boost this toot if u arent straight. this is for science

I like virtual reality but I'm poor so I have to play it in the Microsoft Store

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the nut is comin' to get back everything the heartbreak stole

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masto meta, short summary for retooting 

mastodon is getting attention again, and we need to capitalize on that while we it lasts. those who can need to encourage growth, help mentor new users, make mobility between instances (and instance searching) smoother, and lower barriers of entry (either by removing them directly or by making them easier to learn about).

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