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Ohhh no, this is a good and fun and real community account here so I gotta fix my yet again.

Hi, I'm Schneid! born, home. I produce and content for fun and profit. I also care a lot about HR and Org Development, and I want to make workplaces that don't suck.™️

Used to be a film guy and I had a few viral Twitter things you may have seen. (Or not!)

Will share lots of , , , and . Also selfies and cat pics

Say Hi, friends!

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"What are your podcasts about, Marty?"
Well, friends, have you ever wondered what The Andy Griffith Show actually IS and how it invaded the mindset of a generation?

No? Well, you should listen to Breaking Mayberry anyway, where we try to get some perspective through classic TV and lose our damn minds as we discover that the 1960s were fucked up:
spreaker.com/show/breaking-may

#andygriffith

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Is job-hunting awful? Wish you could be better at it? Tired of uploading resumes just to be asked to fill in all the information FROM that resume? "Why Won't You Hire Me?" is the podcast for you.

Every episode talks about , , and issues - told by the people who are looking for work RIGHT NOW. Reminding people that they're not alone and should work for what they're worth:

spreaker.com/show/why-wont-you

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Schneid on .social - charming, boyish, slightly innocent, approachable and fun, takes cooking classes, take him home to meet your mom

Schneid on bofa - a rebel, a bad boy, toots about socialisms and the weed. probably rides a motorcycle and does wheelies while shitposting.

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What's up irony crew, who's at home watching MASTERCHEF tonight? Y'know, ironically.
Ironically rooting for Chef Gerron.

I like editing podcasts where I'm interviewing people because it gives me a chance to study and correct my own conversational habits.

Sometimes I hear the playback of of myself saying something I thought was good-natured in the interview, only to realize how condescending it sounds afterwards.

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Oh did you think you were gonna get through today without seeing the Todd the Dinosaur 9/11 strip? THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS.

Spending my afternoon cleaning the bathroom and kitchen with Barkeeper's Friend, then baking some high-protein oatmeal cups for snacks and cauliflower-egg breakfast cups in my newly cleaned kitchen. Because I am a Domestic Warrior and you will respect me.

So I guess I'm gonna have to go back to Twitter to talk today cause y'all are a bunch of nerds, huh?

So, I lost my job last week. I knew it was coming but thought I had another couple of weeks left. I can't say a lot of details because there's still union stuff going on. But it really, really, sucks.

I'm worried and frustrated and I feel like I'm getting too old/full of debt to bounce back from things.

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"queer culture" is "literally anything more than one queer person tweets about."

"queer culture" is "literally anything more than one queer person tweets about."

Will probably see it after BlacKKKlansman and Crazy Rich Asians, tbh.

Juliet, Naked is my least-favorite book by an author I love, and the adaptations of his works have resulted in two very good movies and two extremely bad movies, so I am hesitant on seeing this one.

Listen, I know you're all excited for Halloween, but I will not let September, the objectively best month, the official month of the 4 Seasons and Earth, Wind, and Fire, be disrespected like y'all are trying to do.

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If Mark Ruffalo were a member of the 1985 Chicago Bears, he'd do the Super Bowl Shuffalo.

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If Mark Ruffalo was a Fairy/Normal type pokemon, he'd be Mark Jigglypuffalo.

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If Mark Ruffalo hunted for rare mushrooms, he'd be Mark Truffle-o

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When Mark Ruffalo plays poker, he is Mark Bluffalo.

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If Mark Ruffalo joined a dating site, he'd be Mark RuffalOKCupid.

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If Mark Ruffalo played Lizzie Mcguire, he'd be Mark Hillaryduffalo.

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