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Who wants to help me feed incels bread crums at the park?

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Guys please, I need money. If i don't pay my bills by noon tomorrow the bank is gonna come here and audit my Kin

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HEAR YE HEAR YE! THE KING DOTH DECREE IF THOU ART HORNY ON MAIN YE SHALL BE KINKSHAMETHED

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*sitting on my overpriced gamer chair in front of my bookshelf full of funko pops and gamer figures* And that’s why I think Steven Universe is Pro choice propaganda

Ok so someone explain to me all the discourse going on here

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I'M A CRACKHEAD FOR THE FOLLOWING REASONS:
- CRACK IS A FUNNY WORD TO SAY
- I ATE SUCHI AND CHOCOLATE AND COFFEE BEANS
- I TOOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THROWING UP

Some one please take all these Steam Trading Card Beta Access - Extra Copies I've had rotting in my inventory since 2011

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*holding back tears* Mr. Mime… DID NOT fuck my m-mom…

You ever just feel like fate is fucking with you?

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