Teachers and adults that tell us "High-school is the best time of your life" only think so because they reached their peak during that time.
Dating your friend's daughter sounds so much worse than becoming friends with your girlfriend's father.
In another universe, people are probably constantly finding guitar picks, left socks and hair ties and wondering where they came from.
Its odd how people demonize free healthcare for the poor, but nobody bats an eye at firefighting being universal.
In the future, Google Earth will be able to offer entire views of the world as it was hundreds of years ago.
When you die, your email will quickly be overrun by spam. Like wilderness taking back an abandoned city.
Playing the bass in music is like your eyebrows. You don't notice it is there, but once it's gone, you're like, what
Garbage bag commercials can stop proving the bag won't rip and start showing that the string won't break.
Whenever someone in a show or movie shrinks down and goes inside someone else's body, the inside is always lit up for some reason.