Shower Thoughts @ShowerThoughts@mastodon.social

Phones used to ring to get your attention, now they always have our attention so they stay on silent.

Never confuse a family trip with a vacation #Showerthoughts

Cars should have a "shame light" for when you've made a driving mistake and you want everyone to know you're sorry

If everyone treated life like a game, we'd all be super fit from sprinting everywhere #Showerthoughts

Having a mental health issue is like having two broken legs except nobody else can see it #Showerthoughts

As you get older, receiving new underwear and socks as gifts gets exponentially better. #Showerthoughts

The saying better late than never is very true when it comes to waking up #Showerthoughts

It's fucked up that whole countries go to war just because a few assholes can't get along. #Showerthoughts

We want to make AI seem more human while actual people are forced to work like robots and show little emotion on the job. #Showerthoughts

Fire would be fucking terrifying if it was invisible #Showerthoughts

"Home Alone" is entirely Heather's fault. #Showerthoughts

In 10 years Instagram will have millions of inactive dead dogs accounts. #Showerthoughts

Dora the Explorer is an explorer, yet has only been to mapped regions #Showerthoughts

How bout a slow clap for the person who decided to put lines on the back of wrapping paper. #Showerthoughts

you never realise how much you fart, until you start dating a new person #Showerthoughts

Home is where it smells like nothing #Showerthoughts

C-3PO survived two generations of war while iPhone can't even survive two iOS updates #Showerthoughts

Something that is more pixelated is actually less pixelated #Showerthoughts

Zoos are elaborate prisons for animals that aren't delicious. #Showerthoughts

First we learn to read, then we read to learn #Showerthoughts