Phones used to ring to get your attention, now they always have our attention so they stay on silent.

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Cars should have a "shame light" for when you've made a driving mistake and you want everyone to know you're sorry

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If everyone treated life like a game, we'd all be super fit from sprinting everywhere

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Having a mental health issue is like having two broken legs except nobody else can see it

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As you get older, receiving new underwear and socks as gifts gets exponentially better.

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The saying better late than never is very true when it comes to waking up

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It's fucked up that whole countries go to war just because a few assholes can't get along.

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We want to make AI seem more human while actual people are forced to work like robots and show little emotion on the job.

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Fire would be fucking terrifying if it was invisible

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In 10 years Instagram will have millions of inactive dead dogs accounts.

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Dora the Explorer is an explorer, yet has only been to mapped regions

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How bout a slow clap for the person who decided to put lines on the back of wrapping paper.

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you never realise how much you fart, until you start dating a new person

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C-3PO survived two generations of war while iPhone can't even survive two iOS updates

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Something that is more pixelated is actually less pixelated

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Zoos are elaborate prisons for animals that aren't delicious.

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