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https://finance.yahoo.com/news/dominos-pizza-unveils-u-s-infrastructure-project-filling-potholes-130802630.html

"Domino's Pizza unveils U.S. infrastructure project filling potholes"

America is such a third world country, it's almost pathetic.

@marsxyz What would make this perfect is if the potholes were filled with a substance designed to look pike pepperoni

Shufei ✌🏼 @Shufei

@cathal @marsxyz For the love of Heaven, don’t give them ideas.

Jun 12, 2018, 18:07 · Tootle for Mastodon · 0 · 1

@Shufei @marsxyz My first thought was the stuffed-crust filling

@cathal @marsxyz Ye gods, don’t tell me they exported even that to y’all.

Be careful, old chap. Soon you’ll have “the Republic of Ireland, brought to you by Facebook” on your Euro mintings...

@Shufei @cathal Because you think they won't use it for advertisment seriously ?

@marsxyz @cathal Oh, no. Oh, my lord no.

I’m done.

@marsxyz @Shufei @cathal
Besides this it probably also makes some business sense. Those potholes must cause quite a bit of damage to their delivery fleet and drivers.

@kingannoy @Shufei @cathal I totally understand why they do so.

But seriously, it's state job, not a private company delivering pizza one.