If you have an account on every social media platform you are either unemployed or have no friends.

Wait, I should change my name. I don't want similar people following me here.

Jeez, I didn't even arrange this profile properly and people can see this already. Now it's giving me anxiety.

Wait, how are people interacting with me already? Do I have giant megaphone already??

It's amazing the amount of shitposting you can do when you have a clean slate.

Also, I don't like the sound of "toot" whatever the fuck that means.

I am just typing all this stuff so when I review these 5 years from now I can realize how dumb this was.

This place is like Twitter, Tumblr, discord all rolled into one. Cool.

Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!