tired: people shouldnt enjoy things i hate
wired: people should enjoy things whether i like them or not
pour me into a bottle, set on fire, and kindly throw through the nearest corporate owned plated glass window
mastodon: come for the "i heard there weren't nazis", stay for the CW feature
welcome to the whom’st’d’verse
toot a doodle doo
it can be a little confusing here at first, so i hope this helps!
Remember to #tag your toots on #Mastodon if you want them seen.
On Mastodon, you can only search for hashtags, not the full text.
For example: if you need help, and you say "need help" in your post, no one who is looking for people to help will be able to find it in a search; you need to include the #NeedHelp tag for it to show up.
"You'll never do better than me:" the go-to line of emotional abusers & "pragmatic" "centrists" everywhere
still thinking about that hot chocolate and tearing up a little
daylight savings time: its pretty bullshit imho
it was like a religious experience
holy shit, Stewart's has good hot chocolate
what is time even
hell yeah, it's time for shots Show more
*extremely STEM graduate voice* what is a bird anyway, other than a very inefficient fan
sorry, the office is running behind and I've a bored
*a dust covered skeleton, forever laughing into the void*
*the the cold wind whistles, tumbleweeds*
the rainy afternoon demands naps, and naps the rainy afternoon shall have