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today i might relax by installing some ancient software and getting irritated when it doesn’t work. gotta stay on brand here

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judge people not on the quality of their posts, but on the aesthetic appeal of their avis

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oftentimes sunday is depicted as a day of pancakes and repose but how can you relax when obligation lurks nearby :/

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if [ about-to-hit-something ]
then don't.sh
else
scream-and-die.py
fi

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ppl often roast me for using tinder in order to find someone who’d like to play parcheesi but it’s not like there’s a parcheesilovers.com i can use instead..

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if you tell people your social security number they might be able to guess your astrology sign.. that’s why i recommend you don’t do it

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yeah it’s a selfie.. , ec, boosts are fine Show more

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while you were studying the blade i was listening to california girls unironically (4th grade)

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the G in Gay stands for Gay. it's gays all the way down baby

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building a concrete coffee table so i can finally use my thinkpad in the lounge without it crashing to the floor

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you know what happens when you scroll by this post without faveing it?? intolerance happens..

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hello everyone :-) just a reminder that boosting is post theft!! thanks

Mastodon Community Restoration Project

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im tea posing.. im tea posing as hard as i can (my pinky is extended to its maximum height)

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trynta fall back asleep to the soothing sounds of bob ross and w/ the company of mommy's little cranky angel 😈 #catstodon

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gonna start calling things “5G” in order to signify that they are good

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