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This video contains the definition of Foonthyurnt if any of you have seen my profile and been confused.

To be clear, the majority of the video is a commercial for someone's merch, but this is where I got the word and the only place I can find it so 🤷

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Ough fhck I just tripped and banged the shit out of my knee on some furniture ouch oof fuck

To translate the obtuse headline: there's a mural of Johnny Cash on a water tower in Arkansas. Someone shot it in the dick and now it looks like Johnny Cash is pissing

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Touching a computer is not a personality
White genocide is good
TERFS should be launched into the sun

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Death to America
Death to Landlords
Death to Cops

I wanna test something, if you can see this post please vote. reblog for more reach, please.

existentialism levels are 51% and steady

(51%) ■■■■■□□□□□

earthly delights ogdo is read by dozens of movers and shakers all around the world, from chaos magicians in portland to knights of malta also in portland

Eugen kicked off the Butlerian Jihad to get rid of all the bots

Try never to tell someone to "Just Google it." Search engines tend to refine and curate results based on past searches, so the person being told to "Just search" will get inferior or counterfactual results. The curious or confused person asking for your help lacks your exocortex.

That said, we need to curate more of our own resources that others can safely search without running into spam, propaganda, or lies.

Telling people to "Just Google it" helps anti-vaxxers, hate groups and the like to survive and thrive.

there are so many types of dudes fetishizing cum in reactionary ways that make no sense and don't seem fun. just suck dick and swallow like a normal person

the phrase "sweet Jesus" implies the existence of a sour Jesus, a bitter Jesus, a salty Jesus, and an umami Jesus

Hell yeah I trade in NFTs

Fyou for
Talking to me about NFTs you pyramid scheme weirdo


jadis: it's what i do

allison: it's what you do? save people?

jadis: sav—? no you stupid fucking twink herbo, not 'save people'. i'm fucking evil


jadis: i mean, what part of this huge pyramid lair says 'likes saving people' to you? 'saving people'... get outta here


jadis: geez

been waiting almost a decade for this crypto hype to crash, i am gonna be smug as fuck about this forever sorry.

kiddo: what is "half-ass"?

me: *explains what half-ass means*

kiddo: what if god just half-assed humans?

me: :thunk:

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