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The sexiest crime is stealing from a British Museum and returning the items back to the countries they were stolen from

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The only thing you need to know about the human race is that we have snooze buttons on our alarm clocks.

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"If the assassination of Julius Caesar became a model for the effective removal of a tyrant, it was also a powerful reminder that getting rid of a tyrant did not necessarily dispose of tyranny."

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Ah yes I am an extremist for wanting uhhh *checks notes* everyone to be housed and have healthcare, yes this is a country w/ very normal politics

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The thing about capitalism is that it's not about money but rather the distribution of money and the abject cruelty and violence used to maintain that flow of resources.

There are a million ways to make some bread, man. It's been proven the most effective way to build national wealth is to fund welfare programs because it always has a positive return. Always. 10 times out 10.

We don't do it because capitalism incentives cruelty over national well being.

Not exactly the first time. Started it ages ago. Never got around to continue with it. Life it gets in between sometimes. Heheheh

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Watching Naruto for the first time. Quite liking it. Except the fillers ofc

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Make a folder on your computer or an album on your phone and save images there that make you smile.

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old sherlock holmes joke 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce.

Watson says: I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.

Holmes replies: Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent.

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I finally got my dick into the Guinness Book of World Records, but now I'm banned from the library.

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At the start of the week, I was complaining about feeling exhausted, at the end of the week i am complaining about feeling exhausted

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wild how they legalized the sale of Marijuana yet didn't release any prisoners on drug charges.

i think the honkies buying their weed from an app should be for prison abolition instead of being really into Tesla or whatever the fuck they are doing.

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Thanks Supreme Court for disowning me and my fellow Indian muslims

You made me Question my ancestors decision of staying here in India

Thanks for disappointing us

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a reality tv game show that takes place in the cosmic void that predates life where the winner gets to be born

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Do not, my friends, become addicted to validation, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence

I wish I had listened to Demon Dayz earlier. It's so gooood.

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