ππππππ πππ @Slackwise@mastodon.social
JavaScript code monkey by day,
Clojure hacker by night.
(define (reduce f i l)
(if (null? l)
i
(f i (reduce f (car l) (cdr l)))))
I'm not a full-stack developer,
I'm a... Holistic Engineer.
(Yes, I've been watching too much #DirkGently)
I wanted to keep politics quarantined to Twitter and leave Mastodon for dev chat, but that's not the demographic here, so eh. Everything is political.
My body's overworked
It's just the same I know
When can my body work
Cold static overload
My body works, I know
It's just the same, I know
My only difference
Is robot influence
reasons poison ivy is good
How to Masto:
The number on the right is a toot's power, or how much damage it can do. The one on the left is its toughness, how much damage it can take.
To summon a toot, you have to tap your feeds to gain moods.
My privacy policy is that I will forget who you are and everything about you if you change your avatar
I have reworded the terms of the Privacy Policy.
Pray I do not reword them further.
[insert generic #GDPR privacy email here]
"EFAIL describes vulnerabilities in the end-to-end encryption technologies OpenPGP and S/MIME that leak the plaintext of encrypted emails."
[SCREAMS INAUDIBLY]
If you like chill #music and Japanese (motif) piano stylings: https://youtu.be/r5DuKTDgqwI
// One line immutable recursive reduce() in #JavaScript:
reduce = (f, i, l) => l.length > 0 ? r(f, f(i, l[l.length-1]), l.slice(0, -1)) : i
// if you know a shorter one-liner, lemme know
// #programming
s = 'GNU'
f = s => ([a, b, c] = s.split(''), [a, c, b]).join('')
f(s)
When I was a young boy, a criminal gun popped out of a dark alley and shot my batman. After that day, I vowed to become a parent to fight guns in my city and stop crime!
I guess it's the PowerShell mode....?
Spacemacs is treating 'd' as 'dd'. What the fuck is going on with evil-mode? I'm too tired to deal with stuff not working right now.
Google's "Play Books" has a search function, that only searches the fucking store. But your library of books, mine being 100+, is unsortable, so I can't find any of my books without scrolling through an infinite-scroll page of book covers. All my fucking O'Reilly books look identical so the half-rendered title is cut off. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It'd be cool to go to the washroom and come back and NOT see my #GNOME desktop at the login screen with my GNOME session having completely crashed, taking all of my work with it.
