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mutable by default is the ultimate premature optimization

ok google how to get enough sleep for monday i just want to keep playing mario odyssey but then i realized i need to be in bed but it's too late help

Walking downtown listening to a remix of "Delfino Plaza" from Mario Sunshine, and I start walking in beat-step to this ridiculous happy music and I'm sure I look like a total grinning dork but I love it

The fundamental problem of emoji, from the 'world emoji day' website:

Red Bull was invented by wizards as a magical
restorative brew. I need to find a fitting red health potion flask to sip it from.

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