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Reminder that I’m an actual Tax Professional and if you have questions about US personal income tax (include small businesses like Schedule C, E, & F) I can answer questions & I won’t even charge you for it.

My brain is rotten and social media killed it. No gods, no masters, no fucking social media. It rots the brain and corrodes the heart & if you want an example of this just look at the fucking President of the United States. Social Media has caused literal genocide as well as mental illnesses and destruction and brings out the absolute worst in our species and I’m not having it any more. Fuck you all, delete Mastodon, Facebook, Twitter, etc and join the true revolution. Goodbye.

EVERYBODY! When my baby bunny drinks milk she does this cute thing with her little paw. It's important that you know this.

The Holy Roman Empire ranks first in Empires where the ruler fell in a river and drowned because he was too dumb to take his armor off before trying to cross a river.

Boost if ur a dingo eating a dead shark on the beach, fave if ur a shark being eaten by a dingo.

prehistoric elephants didn't have to go that hard, but they did, and should be respected

@helldude it's Funny and Good To Me that every social nxetwork has to make the mistakes of its predecessors dating back to like CompuServe and Prodigy

80% of the internecine fights we see play out on the timeline are personal disputes that get blown out into big issues of political dimension

trust an old cranky man when i say, hate you hate, it's ok! its fun to hate fuckos! you can dislike someone for whatever petty reason you want, you dont need to make into an issue of political or moral failing

Anyway here’s a teeny tiny agate with fortifications from, you guessed it, the Oregon Coast (I swear I go rockhounding elsewhere as well!)

the admins of all instances have come together and decided to mute everybody except me

boost this so everyone knows to follow me, the only allowed tooter

Goddamn can’t you guys behave just once while I’m sleeping?

Also it took you guys a fucking week to ruin this site with twitter nonsense.

I mean sheesh

Every mastodon instance deciding to go invite-only because they're scared of new users being bad people is just nationalism with furries.

Hey. Yesterday kinda sucked. Let’s make better decisions today. Here’s a bunny.

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