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Earl Grey is standing by in case Fenton tries to destroy his creator. Presumably so he can join in.

If you aren’t sure whether you might have abused someone or not look at who is trying to put distance between you, who contacts who without permission, who chases the other. If it’s been a long time and you’re still obsessively trying to damage them over space and time it’s time to _stop_ and get some help

The big takeaway from E3 this year is that, according to videogame publishers, lesbians buy more games than homophobes.

"In theory, this is the ultimate product."
He showed a small animal with soft scales and wings. It purred.
"A dragon cat hybrid, which is also a book."
"A book? How do you read it?"
"You tell it. 'Boknir, open'."
The dragoncatbook hissed at him. "Shan't."
"In theory," he sighed.

Lady Smingleigh snapped a drumstick. I have named it Gram. It shall be mounted above her desk as a warning to all who approach.

Earl Grey dropped a catnip toy in his water bowl overnight and made catnip tea.

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Why have we not had a horror film with the monster special effects by one of those terrifying eyes-and-mouths-and-dogs-and-spiders neural network hallucinations

Here’s me talking about how games can tell stories, why Twitter was bad for my creative process, and my hopes for the future m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkLkZaYS

After weeks of alternating between playing it and forcing myself not to play it because I have to write about something else, I have reviewed Star Traders: Frontiers, a space RPG in an advanced stage of Early Access.

It is bloody great.

rockpapershotgun.com/2018/05/0

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Sylvia is angry that I exist in her outside. It's her outside, what right do I have to exist without her permission.

when i was a kid i had the sims, and this being europe it had french and german on the packaging

underneath "the sims" it said "les sims" and "die sims", incidentally these are the two most popular things to do on the sims

not a single one of these smart home speakers can replace a teasmade and this is why silicon valley is beyond saving

HTTP 518 Little stressed right now, can you come back later

The brain is secured where Fenton's dust tray used to be, and I've fitted "glasses" to try to correct his far-sighted vision. Next I'm going to start projecting what his sensor bar sees into the Unity3d visualisation scene I've set up.

Unity 5.5: Fixed WebGL loading bar
Unity 5.6: Fixed WebGL loading bar
Unity 2017.3: Fixed WebGL loading bar
Unity 2018.1: Fixed WebGL loading bar
Unity 2018.2: Dedicated to the WebGL team, who perished in a loading bar accident

Fenton is assembled, short of a couple of connectors and a proper way to secure his brain. Everything is now powered by on board battery.

Factorio is gonna have a price increase from $20 to $30 in a few weeks, should probably grab it soon if you're interested factorio.com/blog/post/016-pri