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*taps mic gingerly* hello,
(no one shuts up)
*batters mic*
LOOK IM FAMOUS ON MASTODON
(crowd goes silent)
one person: what’s that
@caraellison Cara summons forth the Mastodons. Screams begin as the walls shake and pictures fall down. Seconds later the room crumbles as powerful hairy brutes demolish the walls and stride through the wreckage.
