oh since he's now back on mastodon apparently, everyone follow @alex_mastodonoftheuniverse and if this toot gets 5 faves he has to come see mamma mia with me
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The squishy, wet tongue noise my cat self-cleaning resembles the soft moist sounds of a woman fingering herself, which makes sense because he's licking a pussy.
🎶 I dreamed a dream of Mastodon gone by
When toots were great and all worth boosting
I dreamed the memes would never die
I dreamed Eugen would be forgiving
Then I was young and unafraid
The jokes were made, and used, and wasted
There were no mods muting our friends
And no dog-piles across instances 🎶
🎶 But Wil Wheaton comes at night... 🎶
Classic joke format: A bunch of crows are called a "murder of crows" but what do you call a bunch of murderers? Show more
A defense contractor.
#mastodon noob here. I set my language filter to English but I still get tons of Japanese in my federation feed. Am I missing something?
There is no Sanctuary, but I like it here.
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