SobaFett @SobaFett@mastodon.social

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Shabbat Shalom y’all.

My kid is supposed to go to Israel this summer, and I’m getting enraged hearing the titles of the indoctrination webinars she’s required to attend before her trip.

Yup
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RT @ElenaHung202
my love language is fully vaxxed people saying they will still continue to wear a mask
https://twitter.com/ElenaHung202/status/1393252111262040068

They’re learning how to play together!

I teach kindergarteners. We can keep them masked at school, but what’s going to happen when they see their parents walking around without masks all the time? And who knows when they’ll be eligible for vaccines.
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RT @KStackWhitney
everyone who thinks we are 'post' pandemic, just admit you don't live with, know, or care about children under 12, immunocompromised people, or those in areas without vax access. it's exhausting.
https://twitter.com/KStackWhitney/status/1392913428185034754

Hey @WAGSocialCare went to sign my non-binary kid up for a vaccine appointment, very disappointed that you only have two gender options. This is what http://color.com has for a drop down menu. Please do better.

Props to http://color.com for giving more than two options for gender. Big thumbs down to Walgreens for sticking with the gender binary.

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RT @Max_Fisher
This @PeterBeinart raises important questions about why Israeli return the ancestral homeland is considered a legitimate right, but Palestinian return is not. Not that the answer is particularly mysterious. https://jewishcurrents.org/teshuvah-a-jewish-case-for-palestinian-refugee-return/
https://twitter.com/Max_Fisher/status/1392483449857003523

70% of adults have had their first dose, but there are still massive inequities along racial lines. It’s just that most of Charlie’s voting base is vaccinated now.
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RT @MattPStout
The Massachusetts vaccine rollout, once a source of political pain for @CharlieBakerMA, has become a point of pride, leaving critics who were at Baker’s throat earlier this year changing their tune or quieting altogether https://www.bostonglobe.com/2021/05/…
https://twitter.com/MattPStout/status/1392279170428833798

Who’s going to bless us with an interfaith supernatural adventure series???
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RT @willem_aaron
@fearjunkie @lilithsdatura @clapifyoulikeme I’m the person who wrote this post originally on tumblr and I’ve been clamoring for an interfaith Ghost Adventures for years. Have you ever seen Arabic language ghost YouTube? It’s fantastic.
https://twitter.com/willem_aaron/status/1391601620971139073

The Giving Tree
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RT @TheMicheleWojo
You’re on a first date with someone, and they tell you the name of their favorite book. You immediately leave. What’s the book?
https://twitter.com/TheMicheleWojo/status/1391779370629541894

Look at her all tucked in and cozy!

I love the meta-narrative that kids create as part of their imaginary play

Which year???????

Grateful Dead, Violent Femmes, Richard Thompson, English Beat, James Taylor, and/or The Doors, depending on which slice of my high school years you look at.
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RT @SeriousTyberius
Outkast, Weezer, Linkin Park, Spoon, Hero from the Spiderman soundtrack
https://twitter.com/SeriousTyberius/status/1390178076470910979

This may not be the worst thing on Etsy, but it’s clearly a contender.
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RT @alice_v_smith
THIS ISN'T BRINGING ME JOY, ETSY

WHATEVER THE OPPOSITE OF JOY IS, IS WHAT THIS SUGGESTION IS BRINGING ME
https://twitter.com/alice_v_smith/status/1390182595489636352

When you click on letterbox, not knowing what it will do
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RT @TheAliciaKraft
Me, a fool: I've seen every shape of beard

The internet:
https://twitter.com/TheAliciaKraft/status/1389433418807713803

I was trying to remember which of the local shawarma restaurants had the good fatoush salad, and it turns it it was neither of the two I tried recently.

I love having a number to call for bedtime stories.
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RT @PulpLibrarian
The British only need nine types of content...
https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1388222312764350464

I love when kindergartners explain a pun.

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RT @tashakaminsky
SHABBOS IS COMING! WE'RE SO HAPPY! WE'RE GONNA SING AND SHOUT OUT LOUD. SIX DAYS A WEEK WE WAIT FOR SHABBOS A GIFT FROM HASHEM AND WE'RE SO PROUD. SING IT TOGETHER: SHABBOS. whisper it together: shabbos. SHOUT IT TOGETHER: SHABBOS. TELL IT TO THE WORLD: SHABBOS KOYDESH!
https://twitter.com/tashakaminsky/status/1388115924247580673