He gives me wings, though he'd never see it. When I'm around him I always feel the urge to look up, like he's high above, ever out of reach. His touch is cautious, but I can feel the wind in it. I smile again, thinking of this night and the many to come. I'll dream of flying.
She looks at me the way a cat looks at a bird-- nothing but a toy dangling from the end of a razor claw. There's the majesty of a born predator in her eyes, her skin, the curve of her lips. She smiles again, deigns to share her night. I thank whatever's above for noblesse oblige.
Things that make you a cop on the Webternet
- Liking your own posts
- Any sincere reference to 420 (sorry, you're a cop)
- Not liking vaporwave
- Not understanding 90s kids memes
- Posting extremely inside lists to try and make people think you're not a cop by deflecting suspicion onto others
- Ranch dressing
Birdsite link Show more
No worries, it's just a short HUME-OR. https://twitter.com/solotheloso/status/954546858554249216
Politics kinda Show more
I really like Broad City, but I consistently get a "privileged urbanite" feel from a lot of it. It's hard for me to identify with a lot of their issues because A) they get out a lot more than I do and B) they seem to make a lot more money than I do despite not doing a lot of work. I couldn't fathom having as much free time as they seem to have.
I dunno, maybe that's just a suspension of disbelief issue and I'm being a grouch.
People who say "toon" when referring to a character are cops.
Steven Universe mild spoilers Show more
Re: Steven Universe: Am I the only one that watched the Sadie Killer episode and immediately thought: "Sadie why don't you use your leverage as the ONLY EMPLOYEE and demand better working conditions?"
GIRL YOU HAVE SO MUCH LEVERAGE
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS THE JOB IN A TOWN OF 24 PEOPLE
THERE ARE LIKE THREE OTHER WORKING-AGE PEOPLE WITHOUT JOBS
NONE OF WHOM WOULD GO BEHIND YOUR BACK 'CAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDS
Anxiety, aversion Show more
I really want to get a good job and stop living paycheck to paycheck but I'm absolutely repelled by the actual effort of making a portfolio and applying. I have no idea why! I'm not scared of success, I'm not scared of failure (I've failed before and I'll probably do it again). I'm just... avoiding it. Am I just fuckin' lazy? I don't want to be!