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@revenant I want you to know that I appreciate this toot, even if nobody else in the world will admit it.

He gives me wings, though he'd never see it. When I'm around him I always feel the urge to look up, like he's high above, ever out of reach. His touch is cautious, but I can feel the wind in it. I smile again, thinking of this night and the many to come. I'll dream of flying.

She looks at me the way a cat looks at a bird-- nothing but a toy dangling from the end of a razor claw. There's the majesty of a born predator in her eyes, her skin, the curve of her lips. She smiles again, deigns to share her night. I thank whatever's above for noblesse oblige.

11. In what situation would you feel most out of place Show more

Things that make you a cop on the Webternet
- Liking your own posts
- Any sincere reference to 420 (sorry, you're a cop)
- Not liking vaporwave
- Not understanding 90s kids memes
- Posting extremely inside lists to try and make people think you're not a cop by deflecting suspicion onto others
- Ranch dressing

Politics kinda Show more

Politics kinda Show more

People who say "toon" when referring to a character are cops.

@kellycrow I feel like... that's like naming a white person Mayonnaise (except of course for the fact that white privilege basically disarms the offense in such an insult).

Gross Show more

Steven Universe mild spoilers Show more

Steven Universe mild spoilers Show more

Steven Universe mild spoilers Show more

Anxiety, aversion Show more

Sourpuss Show more

Mild illness Show more